LAUGH WITH ME


WHAT IS STRESS?
Stress is when you give a beautiful lady a lift
and
she faints in your car.You take her to
hospital.When you
get there the Doctor says that she is pregnant
and
Congratulates u that u're going to be a father!
You
then says u are not the father but then the
lady
says u are!
NOW THIS IS GETTING VERY STRESSFUL!
You require a DNA test to prove u are not the
father!
Now the shit is really getting Hotter!
When the Doctor comes back with the results
and
say u cannot be the father as u are infertile! U
are relieved!
On ur way back u then remember that u are
married with 3 kids at home!
You are now extremely stressed!
And ask yourself WHO THE HELL IS THEIR
FATHER .
NOW THAT'S STRESS

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